From the minds that brought you the hit parody Porno Things: A Stranger Parody, comes classic horror porn parodies that you can scare your orgasms at. Nerds of Porn presents a collection of familiar sexy horror movie themed porn parodies all on one feature.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Norah NovaGretchen (archive footage) | Gretchen (archive footage) |
 Adam ChristopherFrank / Freddy / Ho-Man / The Butler (archive footage) | Frank / Freddy / Ho-Man / The Butler (archive footage) |
 Donnie RockDonnie (archive footage) | Donnie (archive footage) |
 Zoey PortlandJason's Mommy (archive footage) | Jason's Mommy (archive footage) |
 Roxy Rox(archive footage) | (archive footage) |
 Kinky GagaTina (archive footage) | Tina (archive footage) |
 Charlie CometRod (archive footage) | Rod (archive footage) |
 Audrey NoirChoronzon / Satan's Daughter (archive footage) | Choronzon / Satan's Daughter (archive footage) |
 Kiki Daire(archive footage) | (archive footage) |
 Vicky VixenThe Witch (archive footage) | The Witch (archive footage) |