When screenwriter Cal Neros fritters away a million-dollar advance on a script and blows his deadline, the studio boss gives him one week to write the sickest movie ever committed to the screen.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mario CantoneRomano | Romano |
 Rachel FeinsteinOctavia | Octavia |
| SSerafina FioreAnna's Mother | Anna's Mother |
 Bianca HunterTherapist | Therapist |
 Joseph R. GannascoliUncle Vic | Uncle Vic |
| CCarrie AltonRomano's Assistant #1 | Romano's Assistant #1 |
| AAngela EberhardtRomano's Assistant #2 | Romano's Assistant #2 |
 Sal GovernaleSteve (as Sal the Stockbroker) | Steve (as Sal the Stockbroker) |
 Kevin CorriganPeter | Peter |
 Joseph D'OnofrioMarc (as Joe D'Onofrio) | Marc (as Joe D'Onofrio) |
| AAndre De LeonPlumber | Plumber |
| PPatrick DownsStalker | Stalker |