A Christmas black comedy based on the tradition in Hammond's Bank that a member of the board should take a turkey and 6 pence to a deserving poor family.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Peter ChelsomNigel Playfayre | Nigel Playfayre |
 Bill FraserSir Percy | Sir Percy |
 Lesley ManvilleJudy Tall | Judy Tall |
 Karen MeagherAnne | Anne |
| HHetty BaynesPamela | Pamela |
 Richard IresonNed | Ned |
 Badi UzzamanMr Mehrban | Mr Mehrban |
| JJamila MasseyMrs Mehrban | Mrs Mehrban |
| DDanny WooderViv | Viv |
| CClive ParkerGos | Gos |
| MMark HarveySticky | Sticky |
| MMichael MeliaHammonds Security Guard | Hammonds Security Guard |