The life of Dino Condito is about to take a surprising turn. After letting down his softball team by striking out in the bottom of the ninth, his crew brands him the chooch (dummy).
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Carmine FamigliettiDino Condito | Dino Condito |
 Gino CafarelliNicol Rubino | Nicol Rubino |
| SStefan LysenkoBilly Del Nino | Billy Del Nino |
| JJoe SummaJubilene Condito | Jubilene Condito |
| KKiwi LimoneKiwi Condito | Kiwi Condito |
 Mike BocchettiMayor of Bocci Park | Mayor of Bocci Park |
| LLucille TomczykDino's mother | Dino's mother |
| AAnthony PellicciDino's father | Dino's father |
| JJoe 'Pepper' TomczykJubilene's father | Jubilene's father |
 John SialianoNarrator (voice) | Narrator (voice) |