An anthology featuring the worst shorts you have ever seen. Shorts featured are The Pizza Who Rapes People 1-3, Cocksucker the Movie, Ungabunga, and The Fantastical Banana Spider Hero Boy.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| KKenneth AndrewsBarney | Barney |
 Lloyd KaufmanHimself | Himself |
| CChuck NorfolkMama | Mama |
| EElizabeth RedpathMJ | MJ |
| DDavid RoyCamera Man | Camera Man |
| JJamelle KentNigmor | Nigmor |
| CCorey FullerDad | Dad |
| HHoward CalvertNigmare | Nigmare |
| MMatt RogersVarious | Various |