| NNoa SiegelCarrie Ackerman (segment: Channel 9 News Team) | Carrie Ackerman (segment: Channel 9 News Team) |
| EEmma LincolnShelly Caplan (segment: Channel 9 News Team) | Shelly Caplan (segment: Channel 9 News Team) |
| ZZach WadeDave Cavanaugh (segment: Channel 9 News Team) | Dave Cavanaugh (segment: Channel 9 News Team) |
| JJason LinaresDale Denton (segment: Channel 9 News Team) | Dale Denton (segment: Channel 9 News Team) |
| AAnthony DeVitoTip O'Neill (segment: Channel 9 News Team) | Tip O'Neill (segment: Channel 9 News Team) |
 Carissa Wadsack-StewartMiddle School Teacher (segment: Channel 9 News Team) | Middle School Teacher (segment: Channel 9 News Team) |
| DDylan MorseStudent (segment: Channel 9 News Team) | Student (segment: Channel 9 News Team) |
| EEliza ScottStudent (Channel 9 News Team) | Student (Channel 9 News Team) |
| TTalissa WrightTeeTee (segment: Heartfelt Recipes) | TeeTee (segment: Heartfelt Recipes) |
| PPeePeeHimself (segment: Heartfelt Recipes) | Himself (segment: Heartfelt Recipes) |
| KKare' WilliamsChad30 (segment: Chad30) | Chad30 (segment: Chad30) |
| RRichard RobertsTed (segment: Chad30) | Ted (segment: Chad30) |
 Molly HargraveMarian (segment: The Colon of the Working Class) | Marian (segment: The Colon of the Working Class) |
 Nicole WheelerThe Hag (segment: The Colon of the Working Class) | The Hag (segment: The Colon of the Working Class) |
| KKyle McClellanDr. Jakobin (segment: The Colon of the Working Class) | Dr. Jakobin (segment: The Colon of the Working Class) |
| GGabriel Ashton BrownPeggy (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) | Peggy (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) |
| KKramer KwalickPierre (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) | Pierre (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) |
| JJeremy BrownRudolf (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) | Rudolf (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) |
| MMitch BiggumsDr. Cornelius (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) | Dr. Cornelius (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) |
| AAshley AllenMilly (segment: IMG_5298) | Milly (segment: IMG_5298) |
| CCleon OnyVincent (segment: IMG_5298) | Vincent (segment: IMG_5298) |
| JJonathan HeatleySam (segment: IMG_5298) | Sam (segment: IMG_5298) |
| CCharlie RoppoloNobody (segment: IMG_5298) | Nobody (segment: IMG_5298) |
| JJohn BondsThe Artist (segment: FUGU) | The Artist (segment: FUGU) |
| KKarsyn CrankThe Daughter (segment: FUGU) | The Daughter (segment: FUGU) |
| PPJ BarnesThe Art Dealer (segment: FUGU) | The Art Dealer (segment: FUGU) |
| AAndrew QuinteroThe Voice (segment: FUGU) | The Voice (segment: FUGU) |
| LLily NiehausFrustrated Woman (segment: Wonder Wipes) | Frustrated Woman (segment: Wonder Wipes) |
| GGabriel WaterhouseJunior Detective Jack Minder (segment: The Mind's Eye) | Junior Detective Jack Minder (segment: The Mind's Eye) |
 Dan MercerDetective Bill Hodges (segment: The Mind's Eye) | Detective Bill Hodges (segment: The Mind's Eye) |