An avid detective is assigned to investigate the heist of a batch of precious coins that end up in the hands of a suicidal barber.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Steve ZahnKresk | Kresk |
 Salma Hayek PinaultKolko | Kolko |
 Elijah WoodMikey | Mikey |
 Jeff GoldblumAvnet | Avnet |
 David CrossAndy | Andy |
 Tom WilkinsonBollingsworth | Bollingsworth |
 Orlando JonesMiss Cocoa | Miss Cocoa |
 Kevin CorriganPaulie | Paulie |
 David Hyde PierceMr. Kerner | Mr. Kerner |
 Lara Flynn BoyleKaren | Karen |
 Michael RapaportHitman | Hitman |
 John CassiniHenchman | Henchman |
| TTed KozmaBrian | Brian |
 Myndy CristJeannie | Jeannie |
 Craig FergusonMelander Stevens | Melander Stevens |
 Devin Douglas DrewitzScottie | Scottie |
 Dmitry ChepovetskyDr. Welby | Dr. Welby |
 Danny DworkisSnotty Man | Snotty Man |
 Michael KopsaSenator Dove | Senator Dove |
 Robin MossleyGuard | Guard |
 Mike DopudDead Guy | Dead Guy |
 Bill DowDoctor | Doctor |
 Jonathon YoungPoet Reader | Poet Reader |
 Peter KelamisReporter | Reporter |
 Guy FauchonWaiter | Waiter |
 Simon LongmoreCop | Cop |
| DDavid AlexanderPatient | Patient |