In these trying times, we need a real man with true family values to lead this nation. One that can make America gay, err, great again. Luckily there’s a new candidate that trumps all the others and has all the big poles rising…unless a torrid sex scandal makes him go down. Show America you want Cauke for President!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Matthew BoschMike Cauke | Mike Cauke |
 Dallas SteeleChief of Staff | Chief of Staff |
 Nick PrescottManhunt Hookup | Manhunt Hookup |
 Luke AdamsCampaign Volunteer | Campaign Volunteer |
 Tex DavidsonPolitical Reporter | Political Reporter |
 Adam RamziResident | Resident |
 David BenjaminCampaign Manager | Campaign Manager |
| MMatt BaumeMatt Baume | Matt Baume |