Lucinda goes on a trip away with her two friends Katherine and Amanda and convinces them to join her on form a variety act in order to impress her childhood crush Neville, a talent agent holding a gala night.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Sara CroweLucinda | Lucinda |
 Annette BadlandKatherine | Katherine |
 Nadia SawalhaAmanda | Amanda |
 Paul ShelleyNeville Goodenough | Neville Goodenough |
 Leslie PhillipsSydney Fisher | Sydney Fisher |
 Tim McMullanPip | Pip |
 Guy HenryAlgie | Algie |
 Gerard KellyRonnie Rich | Ronnie Rich |
| PPaul RattiganRupert Irstead | Rupert Irstead |
 Nickolas GraceMelvin | Melvin |
 Gaye BrownMaureen Riley | Maureen Riley |
| LLouis HammondGerald Riley | Gerald Riley |
 Catherine RabettSandra Sweet | Sandra Sweet |
 Harry PeacockMario the Magician | Mario the Magician |
 Tricia GeorgeMario's Mother | Mario's Mother |
| GGeorge PensottiPortly Vicar | Portly Vicar |
| DDavid CurtizSling/Neckbrace | Sling/Neckbrace |
| PPhilip BirdTed | Ted |
 Christopher BigginsAlfonso | Alfonso |
| PPolly Jo PleasenceSally | Sally |
 Bohdan PorajTarquin | Tarquin |