Roy and Martyn want to write the next Irish winner for the Eurovision Song Contest. So who thinks they are working for British Army Intelligence? And why has someone sent them two bullets through the post?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SSam DaleMartyn Semple | Martyn Semple |
 Gerard MurphyRoy Fletcher | Roy Fletcher |
 Frances TomeltyMonagh | Monagh |
 Maggie ShevlinMarie Kyle | Marie Kyle |
 Pat LeavyMrs. Barker | Mrs. Barker |
 Des KeoghComedian | Comedian |
 Donald SumpterSpalding | Spalding |
| MMichael DuffyPromoter | Promoter |
| MMaureen ThorntonMeryl Shanks | Meryl Shanks |
| PPeter KellyWilli Zero | Willi Zero |
 Emily BoltonLady MC | Lady MC |
| MMyles ScottFloor manager | Floor manager |
| PPaul ClarkDJ | DJ |
 Derek LordIan Playfair | Ian Playfair |