Crashing funerals, digging through corpses to find drugs, and busting big-breasted bad girls is all in a days work for Officer Rod Davis.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJames BalsamoRod Davis | Rod Davis |
 Mikaela MoodyBeth | Beth |
| MMike BaezMickey The Mouth | Mickey The Mouth |
| KKreskinThe Amazing Kreskin | The Amazing Kreskin |
 Brian WickensBushwhacker Luke | Bushwhacker Luke |
 John AmplasMarvin Eel | Marvin Eel |
 Al BurkeDuncan Reinhold | Duncan Reinhold |
 G. Larry ButlerFather Gallagher | Father Gallagher |
 Ed GageHoward Hacksaw | Howard Hacksaw |
 Robert Felsted Jr.Detective Pascal | Detective Pascal |
| KKatherine PegovaRuby | Ruby |