Carrie and Jess, a couple of rad besties, take a vacation to the Beach Planet, but their plans are interrupted when they encounter the heinous Space Queen, who's using a portable black hole to usurp power from the President of Earth.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| LLydia KeenJess | Jess |
| SSamantha BerendsCarrie | Carrie |
 Kristin MellianSpace Queen | Space Queen |
| RRobert William FordMarco | Marco |
| DDavid BrownCorey Magic | Corey Magic |
 Richard KarnComputer Face | Computer Face |
| SShelby BradleyThe President of Earth | The President of Earth |
| JJeremy ShowellJimmy Laser | Jimmy Laser |
| MMariea Luisa MacaveiNatasha Espionage | Natasha Espionage |
| SScott MerrimanDr. Boris Quandary | Dr. Boris Quandary |
| JJeff PriskornGeneral Carnage | General Carnage |
| AAnne K. MirandaColleen the Advisor | Colleen the Advisor |
| RRobbie EllisBill the Advisor | Bill the Advisor |
| CCameron McCormickMr. Lloyd | Mr. Lloyd |