A young woman escapes her wildly eccentric family in search for a life of normalcy.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Julia StilesCarolina | Carolina |
 Alessandro NivolaAlbert Morris | Albert Morris |
 Shirley MacLaineGrandmother Mirabeau | Grandmother Mirabeau |
 Mika BooremMaine Mirabeau | Maine Mirabeau |
 Azura SkyeGeorgia Mirabeau | Georgia Mirabeau |
 Edward AttertonHeath Pierson | Heath Pierson |
 Randy QuaidTed Mirabeau | Ted Mirabeau |
| DDwight ArmstrongSnake | Snake |
 Ana OrtizChristen | Christen |
 Jennifer CoolidgeAunt Marilyn | Aunt Marilyn |
 Barbara EdenDaphne St. Claire | Daphne St. Claire |
 Ambyr ChildersYoung Carolina | Young Carolina |
 Lisa SheridanDebbie | Debbie |
 Daveigh ChaseYoung Georgia | Young Georgia |
| LLaura FordKate | Kate |
 Alan ThickeChuck McBride - Perfect Date Host | Chuck McBride - Perfect Date Host |
 John CapodiceErnie the Cook | Ernie the Cook |
 Lauri JohnsonSusan the Waitress | Susan the Waitress |
 Kate FlanneryCafé Waitress | Café Waitress |
 Michael PanesJohn | John |
 Ryan Scott GreeneSeth | Seth |
 Curt ClendeninPerfect Date Audience Member (uncredited) | Perfect Date Audience Member (uncredited) |