Bored teen, Robert Glen has nothing to do in life. However a chance encounter with a bar of radioactive soap bestows him with sensational soapy powers. Under his new identity Robert aims to be famous and fight crime (in that order), but circumstance and childhood trauma plagues his plan.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| GGraham LowRobert Glen / Carbolic Soap | Robert Glen / Carbolic Soap |
| MMartin CurtisRed | Red |
| LLucy TilburyGlenda Glen | Glenda Glen |
| MMelissa BurdenTina | Tina |
| JJohn KnowlesScott Glen | Scott Glen |
| DDominic MackenzieThe Hen | The Hen |
| AAmy BowlesDream Girl | Dream Girl |
 Edgar WrightAbner / Mum / Careers Man | Abner / Mum / Careers Man |