An office grunt learns the hard way to be careful what you wish on when he makes a wish on the wrong star and becomes saddled with a chaotic deity.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| NNicholaus WeindelChris Johnson | Chris Johnson |
| SShad HixenbaughWhipplestick | Whipplestick |
| DDanial BlakeBrandock the Bum Pirate | Brandock the Bum Pirate |
| DDakota CorwinMaster Tracker | Master Tracker |
| PPhillip RedmanJesus Christ / Twinkle Fingers | Jesus Christ / Twinkle Fingers |
| KKeith J. HoltGod | God |
| WWill DevokeesAdonis | Adonis |
| JJoseph RussioSatan | Satan |
| WWendy WygantAmy | Amy |