Caesar and his half brother Otto take on duties as Santa and his elf. However, the bodies begin to pile up when a fellow store Santa (CKY's Deron Miller) develops a vendetta against them, and he soon turns Caesar's list of Dinner guests into a list of Xmas-inspired victims! Features cult movie icons Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, Lloyd Kaufman, Joe Estevez, Felissa Rose and Robert Z'dar.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| DDave CampfieldCaesar | Caesar |
| PPaul ChomickiOtto | Otto |
 Vernon WellsGuy Hunsinger | Guy Hunsinger |
 Tiffany ShepisJamie Tremain | Jamie Tremain |
 Sean WhalenMonsignor Winston | Monsignor Winston |
 Felissa RoseLakota | Lakota |
 Debbie RochonShana | Shana |
 André GowerSam Wellner | Sam Wellner |
 Beverly RandolphShari Hartlin | Shari Hartlin |
| DDeron MillerFather Jason Steiger | Father Jason Steiger |
 Brinke StevensSashi | Sashi |
 Michael KeanBobby | Bobby |
 Ken MacFarlaneJerry | Jerry |
| AAvi K. GargDrew | Drew |
 Jack McGrawTimmy | Timmy |
| RRay PlumbSid Vicious | Sid Vicious |
 Maximo Gianfranco SorrentinoElija (as Frank Sorrentino) | Elija (as Frank Sorrentino) |
 Catherine CorcoranChloe | Chloe |
 Monique DupreeFlexy | Flexy |
| SSamantha BarriosRoberta | Roberta |
| SStephanie BarkleyJudy Tremain | Judy Tremain |
 Shawn C. PhillipsMoney Launderer | Money Launderer |
 Brendan MitchellMoney launderer employee | Money launderer employee |
 Jin N TonicNot listed | Not listed |
| MMarv BlauveltVatican SWAT Team Leader | Vatican SWAT Team Leader |
 Sean CainGambler | Gambler |
 Caleb EmersonState Senator | State Senator |