The sleepy summer resort of Amity houses the wildest and craziest officers on the entire Eastern Seaboard, particularly since they're hookers! When the town Mayor hires Captain Mary Mae to head up the station, she discovers new meaning to the term "vice squad".
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Corey FeldmanDavid | David |
 Corey HaimClifford | Clifford |
 Dominick BrasciaEvan Howe | Evan Howe |
 Mariana MorganCapt. Mary Mae | Capt. Mary Mae |
 Michael MaguireCapt. Alexander Smith | Capt. Alexander Smith |
| PPhilip AngelottiHamilton | Hamilton |
| GGary HaysMarty | Marty |
 Rance HowardMayor Davies | Mayor Davies |
 Ava FabianLacey | Lacey |
 Griffin DrewBambi | Bambi |
 Monique ParentCarrie | Carrie |
 Landon HallLisa | Lisa |
 Devin DeVasquezCasey | Casey |
 Todd BridgesBilly | Billy |
 Julie StrainAnnette | Annette |
 Elliott GouldGame Show Host | Game Show Host |
| MMindy FeldmanThelma | Thelma |
| SSamantha MuddMrs. Davies | Mrs. Davies |
 Jason PressonBaker #1 | Baker #1 |
| CCasey SladeDr. Kaplan | Dr. Kaplan |
| RRhonda RydellElizabeth | Elizabeth |
 Ron JeremyLoiterer (uncredited) | Loiterer (uncredited) |