A pair of idiot friends believe that if they become waiters, all of their problems will be solved. They aren't entirely wrong, but they aren't entirely right.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 David SpadeMarkie | Markie |
 Theo VonSteef | Steef |
 Bobby LeeSamuel | Samuel |
 Tim DillonManager Tim | Manager Tim |
 Kam PattersonRay | Ray |
| CCasey RocketChuck | Chuck |
| WWilliam MontgomeryAlbie | Albie |
 Jay PharoahDEA Agent | DEA Agent |
 Nate DiazHector Peligroso | Hector Peligroso |
 Kirk FoxRocky | Rocky |
 Carlo RotaBoyd | Boyd |
 Susan James BergerMrs. Honzalez | Mrs. Honzalez |
 Jimmy GonzalesMurderball | Murderball |
 Leah McKendrickRomina | Romina |
 Arturo del PuertoGregor | Gregor |
 Michelle OrtizApril | April |
 Tiago MartinezOscar | Oscar |
 Lindsey NormingtonJune | June |
 Javier B. SuarezSenor Senor | Senor Senor |
 Christian Gnecco QuinteroRick | Rick |
 Bardia SalimiTally | Tally |
 Blythe HowardDEA Two | DEA Two |
 Breckin MeyerDHS Agent | DHS Agent |
 Trevor WallaceTerry | Terry |
 Chris ElliottTroy | Troy |
 Mark Boone JuniorPadre Noche | Padre Noche |
 Charlotte McKinneyPam | Pam |
 Steve LittleWhitey | Whitey |