A downtown Manahattan gin mill plays host to a series of comic vignettes.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Chris NothKevin | Kevin |
 Sherry StringfieldJackie | Jackie |
 James McCaffreySal | Sal |
 David JohansenAndre | Andre |
 Michael MasseeLuke | Luke |
 Michael RispoliChris the Cop | Chris the Cop |
 Roger RobinsonRussell | Russell |
| SSam GrayBurnzy | Burnzy |
 Tony ToddMistress Marla | Mistress Marla |
 Jamie WaltersShannon | Shannon |
| MModeste SlywkaIra | Ira |
 Carolyn McCormickDanielle | Danielle |
 Eddie BrillEugene | Eugene |
 Frederique van der WalGertrude | Gertrude |
 Penn JilletteRadio DJ | Radio DJ |
 Laura KightlingerRadio Newswoman | Radio Newswoman |
 Maggie LowGloria | Gloria |
| HHelena DedicBar Tramp | Bar Tramp |
| OOwen ComaskeyBar Loser | Bar Loser |
| RRenee RizzoJoanne | Joanne |
| LLizz WinsteadNancy | Nancy |