After meeting her old school friend Sandra Delaney, who now works as a stripper, pub owner Maureen Hardcastle decides to spice up her flagging business by turning it into a male stripper club, with the help of untrustworthy businessman Billy Bowman.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Julie WaltersMaureen Hardcastle | Maureen Hardcastle |
 Robert LindsayBilly Bowman | Billy Bowman |
 Alun ArmstrongJimmy Hardcastle | Jimmy Hardcastle |
 Julian ClaryThe Man in the Moon | The Man in the Moon |
 Crissy RockSandra Delaney | Sandra Delaney |
 Tabitha WadyTina | Tina |
 Barbara KeoghRuby | Ruby |
 Marsha ThomasonSheena | Sheena |
 Sara KestelmanMadame Zarene | Madame Zarene |
 Jimmy TarbuckMr Belafonte | Mr Belafonte |
 Edna DoréJustin's Gran | Justin's Gran |
 Zöe LuckerBusty Babs | Busty Babs |
| BBarbara DurkinTiffany | Tiffany |
| MMichael SharpJustin | Justin |
| MMartin OldfieldJustin's Dad | Justin's Dad |
| JJudi JonesJustin's Mum | Justin's Mum |
| PPeter MackrielPriest | Priest |