 Kim DirectorKim Diamond | Kim Diamond |
 Jeffrey DonovanJeffrey "Jeff" Patterson | Jeffrey "Jeff" Patterson |
 Erica LeerhsenErica Geerson | Erica Geerson |
 Tristine SkylerTristen Ryler | Tristen Ryler |
 Stephen Barker TurnerStephen Ryan Parker | Stephen Ryan Parker |
 Lanny FlahertySheriff Cravens | Sheriff Cravens |
 Lauren HulseyEileen Treacle | Eileen Treacle |
 Raynor ScheineRustin Parr | Rustin Parr |
 Kennen SiscoPeggy | Peggy |
| DDina NapoliReporter | Reporter |
 Joe BerlingerBurkittsville Tourist | Burkittsville Tourist |
 Pete BurrisMBI Man | MBI Man |
| BBriton GreenStoner | Stoner |
| AAnja BaronTourist | Tourist |
 Kurt LoderKurt Loder | Kurt Loder |
 Chuck ScarboroughChuck Scarborough | Chuck Scarborough |
 Conan O'BrienSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Andy RichterSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
| BBruce D. ReedBurkittsville Resident #1 | Burkittsville Resident #1 |
| SSara PhillipsBurkittsville Tourist #2 | Burkittsville Tourist #2 |
| LLynda MillardBurkittsville Resident #2 | Burkittsville Resident #2 |
| DDeb BurgoyneBurkittsville Resident #3 | Burkittsville Resident #3 |
| AAndrea CoxBurkittsville Resident #4 | Burkittsville Resident #4 |
 Erik JensenStoner #2 | Stoner #2 |
| PPeggy K. ChangForeigner #1 | Foreigner #1 |
| TTony TsangForeigner #2 | Foreigner #2 |
 Kevin MurrayDoctor | Doctor |
 Keira NaughtonNurse | Nurse |
| EEd SalaMBI Man #2 | MBI Man #2 |
| TTyler ZeisloftTeenager #1 | Teenager #1 |
