A struggling actress must play the role of a detective in order to save an adorable Maltese puppy from a murderous group of Goth Thugs, a Devilish Dominatrix, and a handsome, lying doctor.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Angela LandisSamantha | Samantha |
 Josh RandallDr. Edward Pierce | Dr. Edward Pierce |
 Robyn CohenFelicia | Felicia |
 Bai LingThe Mistress | The Mistress |
 Jen RayOrnery Woman | Ornery Woman |
 Craig GellisSebastian / Goth Man | Sebastian / Goth Man |
 Jim MitchellBotox Partygoer Guy | Botox Partygoer Guy |
| IIan WatsonCrow | Crow |
| SStefan SinghGrey | Grey |
 Chris HayesYoung Man | Young Man |
 Chris MollicaJulian | Julian |
| CChristopher ParkDamien | Damien |
| BBruno OliverThe Detective | The Detective |
| DDeitra LeakNurse | Nurse |
 Deanna LundFaye | Faye |
| JJomarie WardNina | Nina |