A disgruntled Democrat follows through on a drunken campaign promise to move to Canada if George "Dubya" Bush gets re-elected.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Anna PaquinChloe Hamon | Chloe Hamon |
 Breckin MeyerJohn Logue | John Logue |
 Joyce KrenzMrs. Logue | Mrs. Logue |
 Richard BlackburnMr. Logue | Mr. Logue |
 Adriana O'NeilGloria O'Neil | Gloria O'Neil |
| SSeun OlagunjuRandall | Randall |
 Bryan Terrell ClarkThe Horny American | The Horny American |
 Nicolas OuelletteHal | Hal |
 Tim HenryCharlie | Charlie |
| JJames JuceLarry | Larry |
| EElicia CroninSandy | Sandy |
 Judy CookBride | Bride |
 Leigh EnnsRebecca | Rebecca |