A wacky group of locals visit the neighborhood cigar shop, looking for good times and finding plenty of hilarious fun. But when the greedy owner threatens to close the shop for good and turn it into a trendy vegetarian restaurant, the neighborhood proves they'll do just about anything to save their favorite hangout.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Harvey KeitelAuggie Wren | Auggie Wren |
 Mel GorhamViolet | Violet |
 Victor ArgoVinnie | Vinnie |
 Roseanne BarrDot | Dot |
 Giancarlo EspositoTommy Finelli | Tommy Finelli |
 Jared HarrisJimmy Rose | Jimmy Rose |
 José ZúñigaJerry | Jerry |
 Jim JarmuschBob | Bob |
 Lou ReedMan with Strange Glasses | Man with Strange Glasses |
 Keith DavidJackie Robinson | Jackie Robinson |
 Michael J. FoxPete Maloney | Pete Maloney |
 Lily TomlinWaffle eater | Waffle eater |
 MadonnaSinging Telegram | Singing Telegram |
 Mira SorvinoYoung lady | Young lady |
 Malik YobaWatch Man | Watch Man |
 John LurieSaxophone player | Saxophone player |
 Stephen GevedonDennis | Dennis |
 Sharif RashedPurse snatcher | Purse snatcher |
 Peggy GormleySue the waitress | Sue the waitress |
 RuPaulDancer | Dancer |
| EEsteban FernándezDancer | Dancer |