 Jake DengelSweeney Birdwell | Sweeney Birdwell |
| JJoe SharkeyJoe Blocker | Joe Blocker |
 Susann FletcherDeedee Taylor | Deedee Taylor |
| BBeverly PenberthyErma Birdwell | Erma Birdwell |
 Veronica HartGrace (as Jane Esther Hamilton) | Grace (as Jane Esther Hamilton) |
 Shawn ElliottJackie Cairo | Jackie Cairo |
| PPat LoganLober | Lober |
| DDon BrockettPolice Chief 'Buzz Saw' Ryan | Police Chief 'Buzz Saw' Ryan |
 Michael FairmanMedical Examiner (as Michael Eugene Fairman) | Medical Examiner (as Michael Eugene Fairman) |
| RRobert StoeckleGus Klimt | Gus Klimt |
| JJohn S. MoyerUnfortunate Boy in Car (as John Moyer) | Unfortunate Boy in Car (as John Moyer) |
 Jhonnie Marie SimsUnfortunate Girl in Car (as Jhonnie Marie McCague) | Unfortunate Girl in Car (as Jhonnie Marie McCague) |
| RRichard M. SiegPolice Caterer | Police Caterer |
| JJerry RossHealthy Waiter | Healthy Waiter |
| BBob PerkinsTelevision Reporter | Television Reporter |
 Debra GordonMavis the Wet Hooker | Mavis the Wet Hooker |
| GGus WiedlPolice Officer | Police Officer |
| VVictoria DymBetty and her Boobsy Twins | Betty and her Boobsy Twins |
| JJan PessanoSmokestompers Representaive | Smokestompers Representaive |
 Taso N. StavrakisSemmet Cairo | Semmet Cairo |
| AAndrew AnthonyHenry the Physical Therapist | Henry the Physical Therapist |
| AAlice EisnerFlo (as Alice Gerber-Eisner) | Flo (as Alice Gerber-Eisner) |
| BBeatrice KrebsKelly | Kelly |
| SSuzanne KrutSandy the Out-Call Girl | Sandy the Out-Call Girl |
 Tom TullyDeke Taylor | Deke Taylor |
| RRosemary NataleNinja | Ninja |
| MMaureen McCulloughNinja | Ninja |
| KKathy O'ConnellNinja | Ninja |
 John W. IwanonkiwGuy with Welding Mask (uncredited) | Guy with Welding Mask (uncredited) |
| SSean PollockCop eating Chinese food (uncredited) | Cop eating Chinese food (uncredited) |
