A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Fran KranzEvan | Evan |
 Joey KernTim | Tim |
 Joel MurrayTed | Ted |
 Pedro PascalMax | Max |
 Emma FitzpatrickAmanda | Amanda |
 Zabeth RussellElaine | Elaine |
 Yvette Yates RedickZabeth | Zabeth |
 Justin WareAndrew | Andrew |
 Matthew LillardCorporate Guest | Corporate Guest |
| DDavid F. ParkDave | Dave |
 Parvesh CheenaJack the Intern | Jack the Intern |
| MMarshall GivensFrank | Frank |
 Sean CowhigJanitor | Janitor |
 Patricia RaeSofia | Sofia |
 Neil GarguiloMike(as Neil W. Garguilo) | Mike(as Neil W. Garguilo) |
 Brian KonowalVampire Drone | Vampire Drone |
 Tommy BechtoldPhallicyte Executive | Phallicyte Executive |
| LLauren MillerPhallicyte Executive | Phallicyte Executive |
 Brian James O'ConnellMail Room Boy | Mail Room Boy |