Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Pamela AndersonDee Twiddle | Dee Twiddle |
 Denise RichardsDawn St. Dom | Dawn St. Dom |
 Emmanuelle VaugierThe Cat | The Cat |
 Meghan OryThe Kit | The Kit |
 Garry ChalkAgent Gardenia | Agent Gardenia |
 Kevin FarleyLeo | Leo |
 John FarleySwan | Swan |
 Woody JeffreysAd Pilot / Ken | Ad Pilot / Ken |
 Joey ArescoAgent Campbell | Agent Campbell |
 Jay BrazeauLouie Ramoli | Louie Ramoli |
 Byron MannMr. Wong | Mr. Wong |
 Alex BruhanskiGodfather | Godfather |
| PPhoenix LyOne Eye | One Eye |
| PPatrick PonHugo | Hugo |
| AAnna WilliamsSuzan | Suzan |
| MMalcolm ScottBernie | Bernie |
 John TenchEd Gates | Ed Gates |
 Kyle LabinePorter | Porter |
 Alistair AbellMr. Laine | Mr. Laine |
 Julia BensonLast Dancer in Line | Last Dancer in Line |
 Ted FriendAnnouncer | Announcer |
 Douglas NewellFrank | Frank |
 Tosha DoironHand Stand Dancer | Hand Stand Dancer |