After being called a bitch at recess, a little girl makes a list of reasons for why she might actually be a bitch.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| RRiley RyanYoung Maisy (voice) | Young Maisy (voice) |
| HHeather HillMaisy | Maisy |
 Tristan ZhuVape God | Vape God |
 Eric Vu-AnBoy 1 | Boy 1 |
| NNick ChangBoy 2 | Boy 2 |
| TTahra KhanujaSkirt Girl | Skirt Girl |
| JJasper GabayCatcaller | Catcaller |
| KKenzie ErhardtBar Girl 1 | Bar Girl 1 |
| OOlivia HaggeBar Girl 2 | Bar Girl 2 |
| MMia AstonBar Girl 3 | Bar Girl 3 |
| MMack FlakeSam | Sam |