In this, her first non acting effort, writer/director Jamie Donahue parodies the 1950's high school educational film.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 D. C. DouglasNarrator (voice) | Narrator (voice) |
 Robert GantBilly's Dad | Billy's Dad |
 Spencer DanielsBilly | Billy |
 Cady HuffmanBilly's Mother | Billy's Mother |
 Alex BorsteinBetty Henderson | Betty Henderson |
 Gina RodgersBilly's Sister | Billy's Sister |
| NNathan WeissBilly's Pal | Billy's Pal |
| SScott RankinBilly's Pal | Billy's Pal |
 Travis Van WinkleSister's Boyfriend | Sister's Boyfriend |
| SSteak HouseFactory Worker | Factory Worker |
| SSteven GuyFactory Worker | Factory Worker |
| BBenjamin WilkinsFactory Worker | Factory Worker |
| TTom SanchezFactory Worker | Factory Worker |
| JJim PojasFactory Worker | Factory Worker |
| AAdam HidalgoFactory Worker | Factory Worker |
| SSteven PortigianiFactory Worker | Factory Worker |
| AAdam OldershawFactory Worker | Factory Worker |
| SStephen BrophyDog Walker | Dog Walker |