Cocky cockney snooker player Billy Kid accepts the challenge of a grudge match from Maxwell Randall (the Green Baize Vampire), six times world champion; the loser will never play professional snooker again.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Phil DanielsBilly the Kid | Billy the Kid |
 Alun ArmstrongMaxwell Randall, The Green Baize Vampire | Maxwell Randall, The Green Baize Vampire |
 Bruce PayneT.O, The One | T.O, The One |
 Don HendersonThe Wednesday Man | The Wednesday Man |
 Eve FerretMrs Randall | Mrs Randall |
 Louise GoldMiss Sullivan | Miss Sullivan |
 Richard RidingsEgyptian | Egyptian |
 Zoot MoneySupersonic Sam | Supersonic Sam |
| NNeil McCaulBig Jack Jay | Big Jack Jay |
| DDavid FoxxeThe Spooke | The Spooke |
 Trevor LairdFloyd | Floyd |
 Danny WebbTV Director | TV Director |
| JJohnny DennisReferee | Referee |
 Caroline QuentinChorus | Chorus |
 Sarah CrowdenNot listed | Not listed |
| GGeorge RossiNot listed | Not listed |
| CChrissie CotterillNot listed | Not listed |
 Trevor CooperNot listed | Not listed |
 Elizabeth HeeryNot listed | Not listed |