Gamma Phi, the hottest sorority on campus, is looking for new recruits, and when bookish seniors Marge and Anita rush the house, they make a big splash. But can these meek freaks go from geek to Greek in just one week? Find out as these coed cutie pies copulate their way across their college campus with a course curriculum ranging from Bikini Car Wash 101 to Advanced Exotic Dance, and see just what it takes (and what they have to shake) to make it as a pledge at the Bikini Sorority House.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Erika JordanMarge/Athena (archive footage) | Marge/Athena (archive footage) |
 Krissy LynnAnita (archive footage) | Anita (archive footage) |
 Christie StevensBunny (archive footage) | Bunny (archive footage) |
 Michelle Maylene(archive footage) | (archive footage) |
 Adriana Chechik(archive footage) | (archive footage) |
 Sophia BellaHeidi (archive footage) | Heidi (archive footage) |
 Mary Carey(archive footage) | (archive footage) |
 Karlie Montana(archive footage) | (archive footage) |
 Christine NguyenGail (archive footage) | Gail (archive footage) |
 Ted NewsomMorty/Professor Finkelman (archive footage) | Morty/Professor Finkelman (archive footage) |
 Misty StoneRita (archive footage) | Rita (archive footage) |
 Tasha ReignExotic Dancer (archive footage) | Exotic Dancer (archive footage) |