When the Jade Empress steals the world's largest diamonds, super heroes Bikini Avenger and Thong Girl must stop her before she uses the gems to build a dangerous sci-fi weapon.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Erika JordanLori / Bikini Avenger | Lori / Bikini Avenger |
 Jacqui HollandStephanie / Thong Girl | Stephanie / Thong Girl |
 Sarah HunterJade Empress | Jade Empress |
 Beverly LynnePrincess Brushka | Princess Brushka |
 Eric MastersonCarl / Henchman | Carl / Henchman |
 Cassandra CruzHandmaiden | Handmaiden |
 Nick ManningR.J. Ralston | R.J. Ralston |
 Jason LockhartLance | Lance |
| JJ.P. KnightDave, the Security Guard | Dave, the Security Guard |