Spiker & Cobakka are two self-confessed 'pieces of Moscow scum' who come to London to rip it off. This is their guide.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ben BarnesCobakka | Cobakka |
 Andrey ChadovSpiker | Spiker |
 Ovidiu MatesanArtash | Artash |
 Andrew ByronSergei | Sergei |
 Jeff MirzaDennis | Dennis |
| SSean O'CallaghanPatrick | Patrick |
 Hero Fiennes TiffinSpartak | Spartak |
 Wendy NottinghamTerrified Shopper | Terrified Shopper |