A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rob SchneiderBig Stan | Big Stan |
 David CarradineThe Master | The Master |
 Jennifer MorrisonMindy | Mindy |
 Scott WilsonWarden Gasque | Warden Gasque |
 Tsuyoshi AbeDang | Dang |
 Henry GibsonShorts | Shorts |
 M. Emmet WalshLew Popper | Lew Popper |
 Sally KirklandMadame Foreman | Madame Foreman |
 Richard KindMal | Mal |
 Dan HaggertyTubby | Tubby |
 Bob SappBig Raymond | Big Raymond |
 Salvator XuerebPatterson | Patterson |
 Buddy LewisCleon | Cleon |
 Peter VasquezJuanito | Juanito |
 Jackson RathboneRobbie | Robbie |
 Ahman GreenDiamond King | Diamond King |
 Brandon T. JacksonDeshawn | Deshawn |
 Simon RheeMaster Cho | Master Cho |
 Kevin GageBullard | Bullard |
 Dan InosantoPrison Chef | Prison Chef |
 Brandon MolalePiken | Piken |
 Jim Cody WilliamsTyler | Tyler |
 Randy CoutureCarnahan | Carnahan |
 Diego CorralesJulio | Julio |
 Federico DordeiFaribe | Faribe |
 Don FryeNation Member | Nation Member |
 Marcia WallaceAlma | Alma |
 Richard RiehleJudge Perry | Judge Perry |
 Pilar SchneiderBoard of Governors | Board of Governors |
 Barbara DoddMrs. Darby | Mrs. Darby |