Sugar Bear, a detective from San Francisco, is called down to New York City by their police chief to assist officer Harry Cox. Their mission is to take down the corrupt crime ring controlled by Big Baby Sweets and his two right-hand men, Big Stank and Lil' Poot.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Violent JBig Baby Sweets | Big Baby Sweets |
 Shaggy 2 DopeSugar Bear | Sugar Bear |
 Harland WilliamsOfficer Harry Cox | Officer Harry Cox |
 Jamie MadroxBig Stank | Big Stank |
 Monoxide ChildLil Poot | Lil Poot |
 John G. BrennanThe Chief | The Chief |
 Rudy Ray MooreDolemite | Dolemite |
| MMyzeryGreen Willie | Green Willie |
 Mick FoleyCactus Sac | Cactus Sac |
| JJumpsteadyHack Benjamin | Hack Benjamin |
 Floyd VivinoAnnouncer | Announcer |
| JJerry OnlyHimself | Himself |
| DDoyle Wolfgang von FrankensteinHimself | Himself |
| MMichael GravesHimself | Himself |
| DDr. ChudHimself | Himself |
| BBob GreenbergMagic Ninja | Magic Ninja |
 Fred BerryBootleg Greg | Bootleg Greg |
| SStefan KudekDr. Dinglenut | Dr. Dinglenut |
| AAlex AbbissHazad | Hazad |
| SSindee WilliamsMissy | Missy |
 Kayla KleevagePhat Tittie Kittie | Phat Tittie Kittie |
| JJeanmarie EvansLittle Old Lady Sweets | Little Old Lady Sweets |
| KKeith PerryFather Duckett | Father Duckett |
| LLee WilletMagic Ninja | Magic Ninja |
 Mike E. ClarkSelf | Self |
| FFlorence SturgeonSuburban Mom | Suburban Mom |
 John HartmannSuburban Dad | Suburban Dad |
| BBilly BillHimself | Himself |