A sketch comedy which spoofs its own production: A guy trying to cope with the losing his friend is pulled against his will into a lucrative TV deal that later falls through, nonetheless he saves the world from destruction.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Matt KawczynskiCharlie Osgood | Charlie Osgood |
 Michael LinstrothRay Cross | Ray Cross |
 Lorene ScafariaChastity | Chastity |
 Kevin SmithDirector | Director |
 Kevin HeffernanPhil | Phil |
 Blanchard RyanBeautiful Dancer | Beautiful Dancer |
 Michael Ian BlackMartin Huber | Martin Huber |
| MMing ChenClub Patron | Club Patron |
 Brian QuinnVance | Vance |
| VVincent PereiraCigarette Fairy | Cigarette Fairy |
| PPete CapellaJock | Jock |
 Damien FaheyAutograph Seeker | Autograph Seeker |
| RRalph LambiaseBHD Interviewer | BHD Interviewer |
| AAlyce LaTourelleLaw Bitch | Law Bitch |
| DDicky BarrettMr. Blocko | Mr. Blocko |
 Steve LemmeKendrick | Kendrick |
 Brian LynchDirector's Assistant | Director's Assistant |
| RRichard PerelloBartender | Bartender |
 Erik StolhanskeFather Joeb | Father Joeb |
| BBryan W. StrangCarl Dunlop | Carl Dunlop |
| KKelli StrangLittle Susie | Little Susie |
| KKris Van CleaveImmense Gay Trucker | Immense Gay Trucker |
| BBryan JohnsonUndercover Jesus | Undercover Jesus |
 Gary Dell'AbateTrevor Lehigh | Trevor Lehigh |