After sixteen years at Her Majesty's Pleasure, Britain's hardest man is released from prison, and into the care of a documentary film crew headed by a Brit-loving American film-maker who follow him for the next week, on an hilarious roller-coaster tour of gangland London and beyond.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ricky GroverBulla | Bulla |
 Peter CapaldiPeter Van Gellis | Peter Van Gellis |
 Omid DjaliliJik Jickkles | Jik Jickkles |
 Steven BerkoffGuru Shah | Guru Shah |
 Dave LegenoGypsy Dave | Gypsy Dave |
 Rufus HoundKai | Kai |
 Geoff BellGeoff | Geoff |
 Roland ManookianRoland | Roland |
 Gabrielle RichensRosie Lee | Rosie Lee |
 Rochelle HumesJodie | Jodie |
 Ciarán GriffithsCarl Thompson | Carl Thompson |
 Tracy KirbyPat Stone | Pat Stone |
 Lorraine StanleyFlossy | Flossy |
 Ashley ThomasBubba Joe | Bubba Joe |
 Laila MorseAunt Queenie | Aunt Queenie |
 Tulisa ContostavlosShanikwa | Shanikwa |
| PPhilip HarveyArresting Police Officer | Arresting Police Officer |
 Brian CroucherMr Eels | Mr Eels |
| SSteven KwonTourist (uncredited) | Tourist (uncredited) |