When his journal of bright ideas is stolen, college freshman Bickford Schmeckler has to blanket the campus in order to locate it.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Patrick FugitBickford Shmeckler | Bickford Shmeckler |
 Fran KranzRalph | Ralph |
 Olivia WildeSarah Witt | Sarah Witt |
 John ChoBob | Bob |
 Reid ScottTrent | Trent |
 Matthew LillardSpaceman | Spaceman |
 Cheryl HinesProfessor Adams | Professor Adams |
 Thomas LennonCampus Cop | Campus Cop |
 Robert Ben GarantCampus Cop | Campus Cop |
 Deon RichmondRed | Red |
 Tyler FrancavillaPJ | PJ |
 Chris WeitzSheldon Schmeckler (voice) | Sheldon Schmeckler (voice) |
 J.D. WalshFred | Fred |
| GGary LundyMellow Guy | Mellow Guy |
 Genevieve PadaleckiToga Hussy | Toga Hussy |
 Wes RamseyRob | Rob |
 Greg PittsDoug the Dungeon Master | Doug the Dungeon Master |
 Simon HelbergAl | Al |
 Mageina TovahSam | Sam |
 J.B. Ghuman Jr.Bill | Bill |
| NNatalie GarzaAlpha Zeta Sister | Alpha Zeta Sister |
 Nicole GarzaAlpha Zeta Sister | Alpha Zeta Sister |
 Tiffany DupontAlpha Zeta Sister | Alpha Zeta Sister |
 Clark GreggPublisher | Publisher |