In this spoof of a television talk show, Midler portrays the Italian bombshell hostess, Mondo Beyondo. Her guests include monologuist David Cale; Bill Irwin, mime, comedian and clown; and the bizarre Kipper Kids.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Bette MidlerMondo Beyondo; Eudora P Quickly | Mondo Beyondo; Eudora P Quickly |
| LLuke CresswellSelf | Self |
| SSteve McNicholasSelf | Self |
| FFrank TontohSelf | Self |
 Bill IrwinSelf | Self |
| LLeon ChesneySelf | Self |
| SSteve ClementeSelf | Self |
 Paul ZaloomSelf | Self |
| PPat OleszkoSelf | Self |
 David CaleSelf | Self |
 Louise LeCavalierSelf | Self |
| DDonald WeikertSelf | Self |
| PPriya KhajuriaSelf | Self |
| MMartin von HaselbergHarry Kipper | Harry Kipper |
| BBrian RouthHarry Kipper | Harry Kipper |