 Michael CaineHarris Shaw | Harris Shaw |
 Aubrey PlazaLucy Stanbridge | Lucy Stanbridge |
 Scott SpeedmanJack Sinclair | Jack Sinclair |
 Ellen WongRachel Spence | Rachel Spence |
 Cary ElwesHalpren Nolan | Halpren Nolan |
 Luc MorissetteJoseph Stanbridge | Joseph Stanbridge |
 Veronica FerresDrew Davis | Drew Davis |
 Frank SchorpionPhil Rosen | Phil Rosen |
 Florence SituDr. Chen | Dr. Chen |
 Philip LeMaistreVerne Olson | Verne Olson |
 Linda Joyce NourseSister France | Sister France |
| SSebree LaurieHipster - Lizard Lounge | Hipster - Lizard Lounge |
 Briauna JamesWaitress | Waitress |
 Charli BirdgenawTeen Reviewer | Teen Reviewer |
| MMassimo DiemTattooed Kid | Tattooed Kid |
| SSofia TimotheatosTween Girl | Tween Girl |
| TThomas NilesEarnest Manager | Earnest Manager |
| BBrandon LorimerBro Stoner | Bro Stoner |
 Chance JonesGrant Recipient | Grant Recipient |
 Max LaferriereLegal Minion | Legal Minion |
 Michelle RambharoseLegal Minion | Legal Minion |
 Susan AlmgrenBook Launch Guest | Book Launch Guest |
| NNatalie DarbysonNun Receptionist | Nun Receptionist |
| SSarah NavaratnamSecond Tween Girl | Second Tween Girl |
 Christopher HayesNews Anchor | News Anchor |
 Alexandra PetrachukReporter | Reporter |
| BBenjamin MuirGuy at Road House Bar | Guy at Road House Bar |
 Rachel OsborneBook Employee | Book Employee |
| PPatrick ParkFan | Fan |
 Joelle JérémieFan | Fan |
