Three hapless entrepreneurs join forces to make a geezer movie.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Samantha AndersonSue | Sue |
 Sophie KarlSally Prior | Sally Prior |
| CCharlotte SummersJasmine | Jasmine |
| CCaroline SpenceZoranda | Zoranda |
 Melly MyersLorraine Bishop | Lorraine Bishop |
 Toby SauerbackMartin | Martin |
 Martin W. PayneJed's Lawyer | Jed's Lawyer |
 Darren TassellNeil | Neil |
 Phelim KellyHarold | Harold |
 Andrea SandellPat the Receptionist | Pat the Receptionist |
| DDywayne ThomasJed's bodyguard | Jed's bodyguard |
 Stephen McDadeTony Ellis | Tony Ellis |
| RRyan EneverBilly | Billy |
| LLutricia NorrisMichelle | Michelle |
 David StreamesBig J | Big J |
 Terry BambergerFiggy | Figgy |
| SSingh LallAwards attendee | Awards attendee |
| RRico MorrisAwards presenter | Awards presenter |
| JJulian ClaptonCraig | Craig |
| DDave WattsGeezer actor | Geezer actor |
 James Hamer-MortonKeith | Keith |
| AAG. LonghurstMark | Mark |
| TTequila Louise CarterJedette / Barmaid | Jedette / Barmaid |
| JJoAnn LockReporter / Nightclubber | Reporter / Nightclubber |
| PPhilip Andrew RogersDave | Dave |
 Nathan L WellerGary | Gary |
| SSean BothaMr. Gordon | Mr. Gordon |
 Sarah SomervilleLynn | Lynn |
| PPhilip GillDwight | Dwight |
| IIan RenshawBarclay Jolly | Barclay Jolly |