When a drifter befriends a quirky mortician, an unlikely business partnership is formed. Paranoia soon develops, however, and both men are forced to come to terms with the fragility of friendship and loyalty.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Greg SesteroJon Kortina | Jon Kortina |
 Tommy WiseauHarvey Lewis | Harvey Lewis |
 Kristen StephensonPinoTraci Walton | Traci Walton |
 Rick EdwardsRick Stanton | Rick Stanton |
 Paul ScheerMalmö | Malmö |
| VVince JolivetteAndrei Katsaros | Andrei Katsaros |
| RR.J. CantuVincente Galavais | Vincente Galavais |
 Patrick GreeneJulian Picard | Julian Picard |
 Tom BissellMartin | Martin |
| TTrisha MillerJon's Mom | Jon's Mom |
 Robert Briscoe EvansSocial Worker | Social Worker |
| AAlex ValleyTeenage Jon | Teenage Jon |
 Zhubin RahbarUncle Joey | Uncle Joey |
 Michael DavisCar Salesman | Car Salesman |
| GGeorge KillingsworthDoc Seagar | Doc Seagar |
 Liam WalshBully | Bully |
| KKristopher MacGregorChristmas Boyfriend | Christmas Boyfriend |
| CCarter FriendLester Green | Lester Green |
| HHarry DavisYoung Harvey | Young Harvey |
| DDavid SesteroDr. Surtain | Dr. Surtain |
| BBlake HastingsYoung Jon | Young Jon |
| DDoreen MoralesDental Hygienist | Dental Hygienist |
| EErin HodgkinsElizabeth | Elizabeth |
| JJess ValenzuelaToothless Man | Toothless Man |
| JJustin RobinsonClown Man | Clown Man |