Believe it or not, even Smalltown USA, those unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty reside. Levonna and Lamar could have the perfect relationship, were it not for Lamar's obsession with rear entry.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kitten NatividadLavonia / Lola Langusta | Lavonia / Lola Langusta |
 Ann MarieEufaula Roop | Eufaula Roop |
 Ken KerrLamar Shedd | Lamar Shedd |
| JJune MackJunkyard Sal | Junkyard Sal |
 Patrick WrightMr. Peterbuilt | Mr. Peterbuilt |
 Henry RowlandMartin Bormann | Martin Bormann |
| RRobert E. PearsonDr. Asa Lavender | Dr. Asa Lavender |
| MMichael FinnSemper Fidelis | Semper Fidelis |
 Sharon CeccattiNurse Flovilla Thatch | Nurse Flovilla Thatch |
| DDon ScarboroughBeau Badger | Beau Badger |
 Aram KatcherTyrone | Tyrone |
 DeForest CovanZebulon | Zebulon |
| SSteve TracyRhett | Rhett |
 Uschi DigardSuper Soul | Super Soul |
 Stuart LancasterThe Man from Small Town U.S.A. | The Man from Small Town U.S.A. |
 Candy SamplesThe Very Big Blonde (as Mary Gavin) | The Very Big Blonde (as Mary Gavin) |
 John FurlongThe Director / Radio Announcer (voice / uncredited) | The Director / Radio Announcer (voice / uncredited) |
 Russ MeyerThe Director (uncredited) | The Director (uncredited) |