 Blanche GardinBlanche Gardin | Blanche Gardin |
 Michel HouellebecqMichel Houellebecq | Michel Houellebecq |
 Luc SchwarzLuc | Luc |
 Franck MonierFranck, Blanche's assistant | Franck, Blanche's assistant |
 Françoise LebrunFrançoise | Françoise |
 Gaspar NoéGaspar Noé | Gaspar Noé |
 Jean-Pascal ZadiJean-Pascal | Jean-Pascal |
| FFrancky VincentFranky Vincent | Franky Vincent |
| VVincent VolkoffVincent, Michel's assistant | Vincent, Michel's assistant |
| MMajid MounsifFrançois Hollande's look-alike | François Hollande's look-alike |
| JJean-Louis GautierCornelius, driver | Cornelius, driver |
| YYann Bella OlaJuror | Juror |
| RRonald PierreTaxi driver | Taxi driver |
| DDidier DaijardinPolice officer | Police officer |
| RRio Marie-MagdelaineRio, journalist | Rio, journalist |
 Guillaume NiclouxNot listed | Not listed |
| EElise CressonSarah, juror | Sarah, juror |
| MMichelle HutinNot listed | Not listed |
| AApollinaire GodardThe Angry Woman | The Angry Woman |
| FFranck BrinyLuc's cousin | Luc's cousin |
| JJacqueline BaltusJuror | Juror |
| CCéline LocoJuror | Juror |
| NNathaly CoualyNathaly | Nathaly |
| LLidgy Jules-GastonBraider | Braider |
| RRebecca BeringMember of the competition organization | Member of the competition organization |
| CCarole LoliaPolice officer | Police officer |
