| BBarry CrockerBarry McKenzie / Rev. Kevin McKenzie | Barry McKenzie / Rev. Kevin McKenzie |
Barry HumphriesAunt Edna Everage / Dr. Meyer Delamphrey / Offensive Buck-toothed Englishman / Senator Douglas Manton | Aunt Edna Everage / Dr. Meyer Delamphrey / Offensive Buck-toothed Englishman / Senator Douglas Manton |
Donald PleasenceErich Count von Plasma | Erich Count von Plasma |
Fiona RichmondFrench Stripper | French Stripper |
Ed DevereauxSir Alec Ferguson | Sir Alec Ferguson |
Dick BentleyColin 'The Frog' Lucas | Colin 'The Frog' Lucas |
Louis NeginHugo Cretin | Hugo Cretin |
Clive JamesPaddy | Paddy |
Roy KinnearBishop of Paris | Bishop of Paris |
Nell CampbellNerida Brealey | Nerida Brealey |
Robert GillespieDorothy | Dorothy |
Arthur EnglishCockney Spiv | Cockney Spiv |
Desmond TesterMarcel Escargot | Marcel Escargot |
John Le MesurierRobert Crowther | Robert Crowther |
| BBrian TapplySir Nigel Stewart | Sir Nigel Stewart |
Paul HumpoletzModeste Imbecile | Modeste Imbecile |
| BBeatrice AstonCherylene McKenzie | Cherylene McKenzie |
| MMike NewmanFoureyes Fenton | Foureyes Fenton |
| MMerdelle JordineRhonda Cutforth-Jones | Rhonda Cutforth-Jones |
| DDon SpencerQuizmaster | Quizmaster |
| AAndrew LodgeScrotum Baker | Scrotum Baker |
Katya WyethGermaine | Germaine |
Nancy BleierClothilde | Clothilde |
Frank WindsorPolice Sergeant | Police Sergeant |
Deryck GuylerPolice Constable | Police Constable |
Tommy TrinderArthur McKenzie | Arthur McKenzie |
Gough WhitlamHimself | Himself |
| MMargaret WhitlamHerself | Herself |
| CCraig CanningTassie | Tassie |
| CCraig CanningSkeeter | Skeeter |