 Anthony KleinschmidtJack (voice) | Jack (voice) |
| UUrsula BlackbottomNadine (voice) | Nadine (voice) |
 James AtkinLarry (voice) | Larry (voice) |
 Jack BallEthan (voice) | Ethan (voice) |
 Shay GraySally Squirrel / HR Manager / News Reporter (voice) | Sally Squirrel / HR Manager / News Reporter (voice) |
 Robyn AdamsScreaming Grandmother (voice) | Screaming Grandmother (voice) |
 AmalioSunan (voice) | Sunan (voice) |
 Kieron TohillIan / Sir Eat-A-Lot (voice) | Ian / Sir Eat-A-Lot (voice) |
 Reece AllinghamMatt (voice) | Matt (voice) |
| RRight Old WrongunChris (voice) | Chris (voice) |
 Eunoia SondersImpatient Customer (voice) | Impatient Customer (voice) |
 Darius HarrisTrans Customer (voice) | Trans Customer (voice) |
 Mike Harrison-WoodConfused Customer (voice) | Confused Customer (voice) |
 Magda BakerChef (voice) | Chef (voice) |
 Adrian DelgadoDick (voice) | Dick (voice) |
 Aidan HawkesManosphere Moron / Chicken Customer (voice) | Manosphere Moron / Chicken Customer (voice) |
| WWill GlitchDiggy Doggy / M.C. (voice) | Diggy Doggy / M.C. (voice) |
 Kiwi Lee ScipioIggy Iguana (voice) | Iggy Iguana (voice) |
 Marcell NovakTen-Tacos (voice) | Ten-Tacos (voice) |
 Amaya McCormickChat TTS (voice) | Chat TTS (voice) |
| RRoss MilnesTriple Cheese and Beer Customer (voice) | Triple Cheese and Beer Customer (voice) |
| LLeigh Knights"The Same" Customer (voice) | "The Same" Customer (voice) |
| LLiyangfaasPork Tacos and Nachos Customer (voice) | Pork Tacos and Nachos Customer (voice) |
 Julia Martins CamposBeef Burrito Bowl Customer (voice) | Beef Burrito Bowl Customer (voice) |
 LunaHerself (voice) | Herself (voice) |
