Detective Mortensen is certainly not the sharpest tool in the shed, but despite his obvious incompetence, he is assigned to track down a group of drug gangsters. Nothing good comes of it. Only coincidences and extreme luck keep the investigation on track, even though Mortensen's highly questionable methods constantly threaten to ruin everything.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dick KaysøKriminalassistent Mortensen | Kriminalassistent Mortensen |
 Ole ErnstPolitidirektør | Politidirektør |
 Brian PattersonDr. Sno | Dr. Sno |
 Claus BueArbejder / Direktør / General / Dansker | Arbejder / Direktør / General / Dansker |
 Thomas EjeEl Mano / Bulldog (voice) | El Mano / Bulldog (voice) |
 Helle MichaelsenJessica | Jessica |
 Jan MonradHospitalspatient 1 | Hospitalspatient 1 |
 Søren RislundHospitalspatient 2 | Hospitalspatient 2 |
 Torben ZellerNervøs mand | Nervøs mand |
| JJens KorseTumpe | Tumpe |
| TThomas HøgNot listed | Not listed |
| LLasse AagaardNot listed | Not listed |
 Sune SvanekierNot listed | Not listed |
| CCathrine StenzNot listed | Not listed |
| PPeter Gren LarsenNot listed | Not listed |
 Lei MoeNot listed | Not listed |
| DDale LovettNot listed | Not listed |
| GGregers BuggeNot listed | Not listed |
| DDorthe TronierNot listed | Not listed |
| JJan HolkNot listed | Not listed |
| IIngelise PedersenNot listed | Not listed |
| KKarsten LagermannNot listed | Not listed |
| CChristian DillingNot listed | Not listed |