A dysfunctional, wealthy mining dynasty, with an ailing patriarch and some greedy siblings. A peculiarly British take on telenovela style melodramas, played for laughs.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Julia DavisDaphne Cauldwell | Daphne Cauldwell |
 Sharon HorganLucy Cauldwell | Lucy Cauldwell |
 Peter SerafinowiczRalph Cauldwell | Ralph Cauldwell |
 Reece ShearsmithGreg | Greg |
 David BradleyRalphfred Cauldwell | Ralphfred Cauldwell |
 Olivia ColmanJoan Cauldwell | Joan Cauldwell |
 Derek RiddellFather Rodrigo | Father Rodrigo |
 Kayvan NovakSimon | Simon |
 Julia DeakinDilys | Dilys |
 Jonjo O'NeillLipton | Lipton |
 Trixiebell HarrowellPilot | Pilot |