The story of Lance and his unlikely friendship with a self-aware, pint-sized automaton.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| IIan BarlingLance Wilton | Lance Wilton |
 Patrick McCartneyKen Glinevich | Ken Glinevich |
 Rance NixBaby Frankenstein | Baby Frankenstein |
| CCora SavageTruth | Truth |
| EEileen RosenKim Wilton | Kim Wilton |
| MMike RutkoskiJohn Caffery | John Caffery |
| YYannis StergiopoulosVan Sneed | Van Sneed |
 André GowerDauvin Lundquist | Dauvin Lundquist |
| MMason CarverCreepy Halloween Guy | Creepy Halloween Guy |
| DDenise PantojaWaitress | Waitress |
| BBill RutkoskiMr. Spintho | Mr. Spintho |
| TT.J. RotellDauvin Lundquist's Assistant | Dauvin Lundquist's Assistant |
| JJohn RutkoskiMr. Spintho | Mr. Spintho |