Two best friends embark on a cross country trip back to their hometown to attempt to win a pageant that eluded them as children.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 June Diane RaphaelKate | Kate |
 Casey WilsonChloe | Chloe |
 Vincent D'OnofrioBruce | Bruce |
 Alicia SilverstoneLaurel | Laurel |
 Jon CryerDean Morris | Dean Morris |
 Brian GeraghtyBrian | Brian |
 Bob OdenkirkPageant MC | Pageant MC |
 Paul ScheerStrip Club Owner | Strip Club Owner |
 Sandy MartinQwen | Qwen |
 Lea DeLariaDeb | Deb |
 Drew DroegeHomeless Norma | Homeless Norma |
 Paul RustSeth | Seth |
 Ursula ParkerLittle Chloe | Little Chloe |
 Valentina de AngelisSpring Break Girl 1 | Spring Break Girl 1 |
 Taylor BlackSpring Break Girl 2 | Spring Break Girl 2 |
 Johnny SequoyahSchool Girl (uncredited) | School Girl (uncredited) |
 Marcia Jean KurtzBarb | Barb |
 Kaylyn SlevinLittle Laurel | Little Laurel |
 Deanna ChengLizbeth | Lizbeth |
| PPatrizia HernandezCiub DAncer | Ciub DAncer |